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Tech Window 

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz
"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
Tech Window by xDin2016 April 7, 2022

Tech window 

A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz
Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing

Tech Window 

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.
At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.
Tech Window by patelinator April 8, 2022

Windows Tech Support 

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.
Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*

Tech Week Widow 

Someone wo is the spouse or significant other of a theatre nerd during what cast and crew call tech week. When the theatre nerd is exhausted and gone all week and is basically dead leaving behind their widow of the week.
The show is coming up soon, I am about to be a tech week widow in a few days, I really miss them.”
Tech Week Widow by NerdBerd May 29, 2018