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Taylor Launter 

An actor who is sometimes the only reason why people would watch the Twlight. He's the werewolf that knows mechanics. Probably has more fangirls than any other character in the movie/book. And a hell lot more attractive than that God-damn Marty Stu Edward Cullen/Robert Pattison
He actually was in movies before that, such as Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
Taylor Launter is much more attractive than Robert Pattison
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Taylor (Daniel) Launter 

Basically a guy who is very much like Edward Cullen, but has no fucking clue why or what he is doing.

All he knows is that lots of girls find him "cute" or "adorable" but he knows truely that, he just plays a fucking character in a movie thats SUPPOSED to be cute and adorable.

But he knows that he is really, really, fucking ugly in real life, and he is really really retarded.

Almost every girl that read, watched, or knows of twilight, they will become fucked, or obsessive of eiter Taylor Launter or Edward Cullen.

If you like/love Taylor (Daniel) Launter please either kill yourself, or find an ACTUAL boyfriend rather than obsessing yourself over this overrated actor who has no life, because he won't come running to save you like he does with Bella Swan. So go out there and make yourself known.

Also. TDL means "To Do List"
not, Taylor Daniel Launter.

don't remake acronyms, it just fucks the world up more.
Person 1: OMG IT'S TAYLOR (Daniel) LAUNTER
Person 2: WTF. NO. NO. no.

Person 1: Isn't taylor launter hot?
Person 2: No, he isn't.
Person 1: WTF, HE'S THE HOTTEST THING ALIVEEE MORE HOTTER THAN EDWARD CULLEN!!
Person 2: no me.

Taylor Lautner 

Taylor Lautner is a young american actor, born in 1992.
His roles include cheaper by the dozen 2, sharkboy and he will be playing the role of Jacob Black in the twilight movie, due to be released december 2008.
person 1- I liked that movie sharkboy and lava girl

person 2- yeah, taylor lautner was great in that movie

Taylor Lautner 

An actor who portrays Jacob Black in the movie Twilight, and is now confirmed to be Jacob in Twilight's sequel, New Moon.
Idiot-Taylor Lautner, who's that?
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.
Taylor Lautner by i<3alphas.:] January 7, 2009

Taylor Lautner 

Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast. He is such a good Jacob Black.

Taylor Lautner 

The sexiest of the sexy and should be recognized for that.

He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.

Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.

I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.

And second take some acting classes...

P.S. you ain't all that!
Example 1

Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''

Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''

Example 2

T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."

"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
Taylor Lautner by Berly123 June 25, 2009

taylor lautner 

A vary sexy actor who has nice abs and big muscles!!! most girls are in love with him!!!!
I wish i had abs like taylor lautner.
taylor lautner by lolsmilelol July 8, 2009
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