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“Tarun” will always be remembered as one of the more intellectually advanced street thugs in Britain during the new Millennium. Some say he was put on this earth for strictly two reasons,

1. To satisfy multiple women sexually by providing multiple orgasms on numerous occasions.
2. In order to change the Hip-Hop industry for the better with underground sounds (otherwise referred to as boom-choones) such as “Schools Out” and “Murked by an Indian (Unreleased)”.

Some speculators suggest “Tarun” may even be one of the most notorious Gangstas the United Kingdom has seen since the Yardies took over Blindley Heath in 1999. It seems to be clear that drug-dealing, prostitution, pirated music sales and general anti-social behaviour is what this guy is all about.

But wait? Who’s the “Tarun” I feel more acquainted with? The glasses-wearing, skinny-looking, blatant-virgin of a bloke? Ah, well that is the reason his name needs to be defined. The great “Tarun” needs not to be publicised. His illegal money making scams are ingeniously put together, while his women friends are hand picked from Playboy mansion. Though many are envious of this lifestyle and greed amongst his comrades will most certainly result in loss of friendship. Therefore this side of him is kept on the downlow. Once you get to know “Tarun” as I have, you will be surprised at how good you feel about your own self. Truly a great/ talented/ awesome man to be noted down in the history books.
Tarun: Hey.
Random Female: OMFG! He spoke to me! No way!
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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He is the tall one in class. He is very nice to girls. He is the street racer.
Tarun is nice Person in world. Expert doing street racing.
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by Karandhillon October 02, 2018
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The ultimate specimen of sexy. His muscular figure gets all of the ladies. Men will avoid him since he will steal their women
Oh that man is like a Tarun
I wish my husband could be a Tarun
by NIGA November 06, 2014
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A person who watches Food Network as religiously as he/she consumes food.
With Taco Bell in one hand and a Klondike Bar in the other, that tarun can give you the lowdown on last night's episode of Worst Chefs in America.
by budlightwithlime August 04, 2016
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Also know as Tejpal. A descendant of the Tejpal tribe that reigned over ancient India in search of the meaning of life. It was discovered by them that Tarun Tejpal was the meaning of life
Tarun is such a Tejpal
by Idkwhatimdoingwithmylife May 19, 2018
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