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Tapistrate 

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.
"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"
Tapistrate by ConksDonks September 13, 2014
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Tasis kid 

A stupidly Rich kid who flaunts daddy’s wealth. The type of kid who spends hundreds of dollars on a phone case and thousands of dollars on Luis Vuitton/Gucci school bag,with the need to show everybody how much money they didn’t earn. They can also fit into the category of “eurotrash”
Did you see that twelve year old tasis kid with a Rolex?
Tasis kid by Xxogossipgirl December 8, 2018

tapeisgreat 

Tape is a cool person with a normal door handle
Tapeisgreat is cool
tapeisgreat by Ink_splaters January 30, 2023

tapsinef 

A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.
Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
tapsinef by d3ck3r November 1, 2014

TASIS kids 

TASIS kids fall into three main categories: A rich kid who wastes daddy's money on a stupid expensive handbag, ignorant preformative "activists" who have only ever met 1 black person before in their life (ACAB Emilys), and bitches whose only personality trait is previously living in Dubai WE DONT CARE.
Emily: Hi I'm Emily! HAHA! Hello Kitty says ACAB! Did you know I used to live in Dubai? That's where I bought my Louis Vuitton handbag! Duh. ahaha xx
John: She must be one of those TASIS kids!
TASIS kids by Ur a Loser February 2, 2021
Black and dances like a true nigga. Really nice and fun to be around. Has grreat taste in girls; but is kinda a player. Barely ever dates girls. And very finee(:
Girl: Let's date

Tapris: I don't date.

Girl:Dannng.

Tapris: Lets go make out.

:D
Tapris by TheGoodTasteGirl April 4, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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