Tapao 

To takeaway food.

This word originates from the Chinese phrase "打包" (Da Pao) which means to package. Used in parts of Southeast Asia such as Singapore and Malaysia.

On your way home can you tapao something for me?

Tapao by Carlton Hanks May 28, 2017

Arsepipe Tapioca 

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!

‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’

Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019

TAPATOW 

Abbreviation for "The American People Are Tired Of Women". Taken from a clip of a Bernie Sanders rally. Common use originated summer 2020, in the north suburbs of Chicago. Used when a woman does something provocative, annoying, or flat out wrong.

Bert: Did you see what Carly posted on her story last night?

Link: Yeah, how obnoxious. TAPATOW.

TAPATOW by tapatow October 27, 2020

techno tapas 

an assortment of drugs usually consumed orally and nasally for the purpose of party

(via Telegram)
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."

techno tapas by patree February 10, 2020

happy tapioca 

to be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. (as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship")

from Scooby Doo
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!

happy tapioca by lifeg0eson666 October 22, 2010

Tallahassee Tapout 

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.

Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?

Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Tapatio Hot Hand 

A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.

Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed

(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)

After a long day, Riker loves nothing more than a Tapatio hot hand

Tapatio Hot Hand by Aldosim November 18, 2021