Pronounced: ta - HOR
1. As a theory: the end of all progress; the death of evolution.
2. Common definition: A big party.
1. As a theory: the end of all progress; the death of evolution.
2. Common definition: A big party.
by Rosario Marquez May 6, 2007
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He has a big ego and great sense of humor and the IQ of 469. Very respectful and has strong morals. He's the perfect family man to have.
He has a big ego and great sense of humor and the IQ of 469. Very respectful and has strong morals. He's the perfect family man to have.
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guy #2: Yes I did!! He was so handsome, masculine and had such great humor that I almost passed out.
Woman #1: Did you see Taoreto's dick!?!?
Woman #2: Yes! It was bigger than the trunk of an elephant!!
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Get the MR TAORMINA mug.1. Taormina is a coastal city in Sicily, known for its ancient Greek theatre.
2. Taormina is a slang word for an interdimensional cat-whale. Flung from the farthest reaches of space, a Taormina metamorphoses into the kind of creature that is fun and quirky in the way apostrophes aren't. Known to be dangerous to accounting executives and the paparazzi. Halfway between an ancient Greek statue and a crawling dimensional horror, it's best to be armed with pepper spray and a good dose of steel nerves when facing one.
2. Taormina is a slang word for an interdimensional cat-whale. Flung from the farthest reaches of space, a Taormina metamorphoses into the kind of creature that is fun and quirky in the way apostrophes aren't. Known to be dangerous to accounting executives and the paparazzi. Halfway between an ancient Greek statue and a crawling dimensional horror, it's best to be armed with pepper spray and a good dose of steel nerves when facing one.
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