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Taoreto is a masculine man with lots of women around him 24/7. He's also a hero who was very mighty and was very strong, he's the most respected handsome man ever. He's also the Acient Persian God of Deez and the ruler of the world.

He has a big ego and great sense of humor and the IQ of 469. Very respectful and has strong morals. He's the perfect family man to have.
guy #1: Hey did you see the coolest man in the history of men today?!
guy #2: Yes I did!! He was so handsome, masculine and had such great humor that I almost passed out.

Woman #1: Did you see Taoreto's dick!?!?
Woman #2: Yes! It was bigger than the trunk of an elephant!!
Taoreto by The Wock January 10, 2022
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MR TAORMINA 

A hot man that makes you nut everywhere at sight with his long schlong and autism milks me everytime
Kid sees mr taormina* whos that hottie
Me* idk he's just hot
MR TAORMINA by Bseee December 2, 2020

Taormina 

1. Taormina is a coastal city in Sicily, known for its ancient Greek theatre.

2. Taormina is a slang word for an interdimensional cat-whale. Flung from the farthest reaches of space, a Taormina metamorphoses into the kind of creature that is fun and quirky in the way apostrophes aren't. Known to be dangerous to accounting executives and the paparazzi. Halfway between an ancient Greek statue and a crawling dimensional horror, it's best to be armed with pepper spray and a good dose of steel nerves when facing one.
"Take THAT, fiendish Taormina!"

"Meeeoooeeeeeeeeeeeuuuu!"
Taormina by myitt February 4, 2010

taorhtpeed 

I taorhtpeed this Asian yesterday for 10 hours NIGGER
taorhtpeed by USE CODE LAZARBEAM January 29, 2019

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026