Taor 

Pronounced: ta - HOR

1. As a theory: the end of all progress; the death of evolution.

2. Common definition: A big party.

1. Shit, that president is the avatar of taor or;
2. Shit, that party was a taor one!

Taor by Rosario Marquez May 6, 2007

Taoreto 

Taoreto is a masculine man with lots of women around him 24/7. He's also a hero who was very mighty and was very strong, he's the most respected handsome man ever. He's also the Acient Persian God of Deez and the ruler of the world.

He has a big ego and great sense of humor and the IQ of 469. Very respectful and has strong morals. He's the perfect family man to have.

guy #1: Hey did you see the coolest man in the history of men today?!
guy #2: Yes I did!! He was so handsome, masculine and had such great humor that I almost passed out.

Woman #1: Did you see Taoreto's dick!?!?
Woman #2: Yes! It was bigger than the trunk of an elephant!!

Taoreto by The Wock January 10, 2022

MR TAORMINA 

A hot man that makes you nut everywhere at sight with his long schlong and autism milks me everytime

Kid sees mr taormina* whos that hottie
Me* idk he's just hot

MR TAORMINA by Bseee December 2, 2020

Taormina 

1. Taormina is a coastal city in Sicily, known for its ancient Greek theatre.

2. Taormina is a slang word for an interdimensional cat-whale. Flung from the farthest reaches of space, a Taormina metamorphoses into the kind of creature that is fun and quirky in the way apostrophes aren't. Known to be dangerous to accounting executives and the paparazzi. Halfway between an ancient Greek statue and a crawling dimensional horror, it's best to be armed with pepper spray and a good dose of steel nerves when facing one.

"Take THAT, fiendish Taormina!"

"Meeeoooeeeeeeeeeeeuuuu!"

Taormina by myitt February 4, 2010

taorhtpeed 

Deep throat backwards

I taorhtpeed this Asian yesterday for 10 hours NIGGER

taorhtpeed by USE CODE LAZARBEAM January 29, 2019