A kiwi that has a fetish for putting a basketball in his ass while tickling a group of old men's balls as the nut in his mouth and eyes dribbles down to his ass crack as a lubricant.
People that are named Tamarin are loyal to all and they have the biggest heart even when she doesn't show that (they are very good at concealing their feelings), she pays most of her attention to her loved ones especially her boyfriend and will do anything to make him happy. Sometimes people that are dating a Tamarin don't understand her at first because she can socialize with other people very well but she never means to do harm. They are fun-loving people and can admit that she is bad at something when she can do it outstandingly but tries to be modest and doesn't Bragg. She can be the most wonderful thing in the world but when someone makes her angry or be mean to a loved one she will most likely destroy the person, but that doesn't happen most often because of her concealed feelings but may get annoyed at small things. she loves to mess around but loves to make people smile and in which is what she is looking for most days and when one is feeling bad she will be there to comfort them.
Tamarin: "are you okay"
Boy: "no not really"
Tamarin: "well can I do anything for you or do you just want some time to yourself?"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*