Talaris

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1. Noun; An evil company meant to suck your company dry and make your employees cry at night.
2. Adjective; See facist
3. Verb; Being or being acted upon in a frustrating or generally wasteful manor.

1. I was happily married and successful until our company decided to use Talaris equipment. Now I'm divorced and live off a steady diet or Ramen and depression.

2. I used to like Obama before he started acting all Talaris.

3. "Adam was Talarising it up today, generally making me hate my job and taking up my entire lunch break with his annoying questions and useless jokes

Talaris by Th3 Raker November 25, 2009

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Tavaris

Basicilly a sexy mature boy with a huge dick. Looks great, smells wonderfull, all the ladies want him and very athetic. Also great sense of humor.
Often times Tavaris will be associated with someone hotter, smarter and/or funnier than the people that wish they were him.

-Geez I am so jealous of Tavaris, with 2 chicks around his arm.

-Damn look at that guy, he's almost as sexy as Tavaris.

-I wanna suck his... oh hi Tavaris.

Tavaris by That one guy Sir Avat June 12, 2016

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Talari syndrome

The act of saying something, but then going completely quiet and unresponsive for a while after. Usually occurs during phone calls etc.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

Person 2: Yeah go-ahead

Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*

Person 2: Whatever man

Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...

Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.

Talari syndrome by AnuPekkaSaukko June 12, 2022

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Madame Talarski

A figure of unfortunate circumstance whose antagonism ends with a reversal of fortune. An unexpected outcome in a perceived surety of circumstance.

Initially forced to hold his wife's umbrella, he was a Madame Talarski when the rains came.

Madame Talarski by Matisz May 24, 2007

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tamaris

A real nigga the strongest who does not care about anyone felling will kill you during a school shooting

“Tamaris you suck”shots nigga up

tamaris by Really kill people October 2, 2018

talarisha

A beautiful girl whos sweet kind and a beautiful smile always tries to cheer someone up when their down also a good kisser

Omg talarisha is a girl you want to be with

talarisha by kiddzae July 5, 2014

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Tavaris chillis

A guy who is the goat everyone loves him he is the best at everything people always ask him why are you so perfect

I want to be like Tavaris chillis

Tavaris chillis by Vizored June 12, 2022

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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