Take light 

Means shut up or chill depending on the situations
and it comes from the movie nishabd

Marc you are starting to annoy me, so Take light

Take light by miouth150 November 18, 2009

take it light 

A phrase used in parting. see take it easy. Implies a laid-back approach to life, not taking things too seriously.

Take it light, bro. I'll see ya tomorrow.

take it light by Seandog November 2, 2007

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb 

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

Take me to the lighthouse 

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

Take me to the lighthouse by JoTony July 9, 2014

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018