Tactical Dump 

Often abbreviated and betterly known as TD, the most famous of the 'D family.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.

Mum to son:- We'v got a long journey ahead take a Tactical Dump before we leave ther may not be a toilet stop before we arrive

Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch

Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.

Tactical Dump by D' Family April 8, 2009

Tactical Coffee Dump 

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.

Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit

Tactical Coffee Dump by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015