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1. A person who goes from table to table stealing food.
2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.
1. "Hey, what the hell is Johnson doing?" asked Paulofaggoteer as he pointed out Johnson going from table to table stealing food. "Oh, he's just being a fuckin Table Gypsy" replied Fuckaroowho

2. Dude, I just saw a Table Gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.
by HiyaDouche November 13, 2010
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