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This Time Of Night Syndrome. When you realize that your chances of leaving alone tonight are rapidly rising, so you settle for whatever you see.

Also, when a guy has low self esteem, so he assumes he should settle.
1: "Dude, all the decent chicks left already."
2: "Fuck it. I'm coming down with TTMONS. The one with the harelip will do."

1: "I'm an ugly bastard."
2: "Yeah, pretty much."
1: "TTMONS. Her personality is decent."
TTMONS by ThatDefinitionsGuy February 9, 2013
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Timonster 

a fish who likes to say lmao a lot
-define Timonster
Timonster by Timonster March 22, 2021
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Tulsa, Tokyo & The Middle of Nowhere, a wordHanson/word tour video.
Oh man, I was feeling reminiscy and watched TTMON the other night... Hanson were such dorks back then.
TTMON by xcarex April 28, 2006

tmonster 

To be a Tmonster you must have zero respect for women. A tmonster must drive an orange 20017 Honda Element
Tmonster tryna smash.
tmonster by nater tot February 8, 2018

titmonster 

Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.
Yea this girl I hooked up with last night was such a titmonster and I did not complain one bit.
titmonster by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010

titmonster 

One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.
Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.
titmonster by Jah know. January 26, 2010
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