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Used expressly when identifying someone who has done something stupid, idiotic, lame, or weak. Typically in the Army.

May be conjoined with an admittance of guilt by the user when he himself has done the gooch or brown move: "WHOOO-TTSSCCCHT....ow!"

Origin: First heard in rural Maine in the last century, particularly Gorham & Portlland.
"Did you see the dorian he did? "TSCHT!"
Also can be amplified correspondingly with the severity of the bonehead act: "WHOOO-TSCHT!" Also may be expanded: TSSCHHT! for greater emphasis.
TSCHT by Schwaffel Eater April 17, 2010
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Tschlump 

a portmanteau formed from Trump+shitty+asshole+chump+lump+schlump; def: the epitome of all your pervy, senile, obese, low-IQ, Republican, uncles who, given half an opportunity, will grab-a-snatch your pussy ... even when your parents are present

syn: assclown, trumpanzee, ignoranus
In his mind Donald Trump is the King of the World, whereas in reality, he is only King of Tschlumps!
Tschlump by Eppypotamus July 6, 2019
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Tschunk or Chunk (IPA: /'tʃʊŋk/) is an alcoholic cocktail similar to caipirinha. If you will, it's the hacker's derivate of caipirinha: It contains "Club-Mate" (/ˈklʊp ˈmaːte/), a caffeinated carbonated mate based beverage from Germany. Mate keeps you awake, while the alcohol takes care of the rest, and the crushed ice keeps you -- well -- chilled!

Note about pronounciation: If you don't know how to pronounce IPA /'tʃʊŋk/, here's some practical help: basically it's pronounced like the English word "chunk", execpt that the "u" is pronounced like the "oo" part of "hook". This is because the cocktail originates from German where stuff is pronounced differently. Anyway, you can pronounce it however you want. The drink speaks for itself.
Due to the natural color of Mate, Tschunk can be made using either brown or white rum. Example: Cut limes into eights, and put them in a high glas. Add brown sugar to taste, then mash with a Caipirinha-style mashing stick. Fill with crushed ice, add 4cl of Cachaça (or some other alcohol) and then add Mate until full. Enjoy!
Tschunk by screwbee April 8, 2009

Tschinne, toktume tschinne 

When you meet a girl named Jenny it is usual in Germany to greet her with the phrase "Tschinne, toktume tschinne". This means "Hello Jenny".
"Tschinne, toktume tschinne! Wanna see my shwance and drink some Boysahne?" — “Yay boy! I wanna drink yer nierenjuice first. Please milk my tellernippel and then lets enjoy Pimmelsteif!“
A TV network all about technology, hence the name TechTV. In my opinion the best thing EVER on TV! It has been purchased by Comcast who have now merged it with their network G4. Now it is called G4TechTV. The network is now all about games and technology. Comcast cancelled the feed of this internationally; sign the petition to get it back at www.savetech.tk if you will no longer get it!
Did you watch The Screen Savers on TechTV last night?

No, I couldn’t have it is gone :'( but I saw it on G4TechTV
TechTV by Mike June 19, 2004

tschütt 

tschütt is called tshytt in english
in german it´s normally tschütt

something cool,hawt and sexy

can be used on person´s and object or anything

this word is mostly used in germany, switzerland and austria

the roots are in switzerland (Widnau).
you are really tschütt - you´re really a nice/sexy person
wow you made that it´s totally tschütt - wow you made that it´s totally hawt/nice/cool
tschütt by FogiihFromWeedNow March 4, 2010
when the shit hits the fan
basicly we are boned and all hell breaks lose
when TSHTF ill be hiding in my fallout shelter
TSHTF by CaptianM August 4, 2005
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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