When you are in a trance like state that is almost inescapable due to the perfection of Tom Hiddleston. This is a dangerous situation because one can only escape this powerful distraction when one finds another Perfect celebrity to stalk or watch.

This trance can continue for several hours, and prolonged influence of Tom Hiddleston can eventually lead to one becoming a Hiddlestoner

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods