TOMSTRACTED

When you are in a trance like state that is almost inescapable due to the perfection of Tom Hiddleston. This is a dangerous situation because one can only escape this powerful distraction when one finds another Perfect celebrity to stalk or watch.

This trance can continue for several hours, and prolonged influence of Tom Hiddleston can eventually lead to one becoming a Hiddlestoner

Missed you on Twitter! We were all having a great chat.

Sorry I was TOMSTRACTED on tumblr.

by Toby the Regboner July 24, 2016

titstracted

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.

I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

Titstracted

When you lose focus on what you are doing because you are staring at a woman's breasts.

I rear-ended the car in front of me because I got titstracted by the woman in the tight shirt walking on the sidewalk.

by David90049 July 9, 2009

Titstracted

When you get destracted by a woman's breasts.

Justin: Hey Keith why aren't you getting any work done?

Keith: Sorry, I got titstracted by that hot blonde.

by Irrigation Superheros September 5, 2013

Titstracted

The moment/s one spends 'day dreaming' about female breasts.

Titstracted-

Friend #1- "Have you been listening to me at all?"

Friend #2 "I'm sorry I have been titstracted all morning."

by MrsThang May 17, 2021