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Two-Legged Ass Flop Slide, a term coined by Tom Lane in 2015 to describe a magnificent form of a baseball slide. Performed by sprinting to base, then flopping down on it, landing on your rear end. Often used when runner has little experience with sliding in baseball.
(Person 1): Did you just see Colton slide into second?
(Person 2): Yeah, what a TLAFS
TLAFS by paintbrush July 1, 2015
Words you can keep
You called me while I was TAFS, I'll call you back in a few minutes.
TAFS by Curticio February 19, 2021
Related Words
TLAFS tafseer tafsa Tafsir tafsama tafsgin tafshawn tafshi tafsi TAFSO
1. Take a fucking seat. Meaning that a person just got embarrassed or shut down and should take a seat (usually used in a chat ).
gg loser tafs.

tafs, you just got taken to the cleaner son.
tafs by Pedro Sosa October 5, 2010
A very annoying person. Often found in shanty apartments, eating watermelon and drinking soda and/or Kool-Aid.
That tafsgin is so annoying, he stole my tv in the middle of the night and i couldn't even tell!
tafsgin by Massive Flamers July 24, 2009

tafshawn 

Tafshawn Is a men that can love by someone and he a hoe
Tafshawn can be loved
tafshawn by Tafshawn April 23, 2018
Short for "Tool Academy For Sure".
A handy acronym for pointing out tools (or possible contestants on MTV's Tool Academy) without them knowing what you're saying.
He is so TAFS.
TAFS by Fru Grump July 8, 2011
"Taken Like A Japanese School Girl"
to get fucked over much like a japanese school girl would by a large group of hooded men with a bukkake fetish
man i got tlajsg by that exam!!
fucking awper, i got tlajsg!!
tlajsg by sno October 22, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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