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twitter for "this is what I believe"
Twitter User 1: If you like Keemstar you should kill yourself. Don't @ me
Twitter User 2: tiwib
TIWIB by lolboy69 March 1, 2017
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Acronym for "This Is Why I'm Broke". Usually used to describe a highly-priced and highly-wanted items, strong correlation with "Shut up and take my money!"
two tickets for Lin Manuel Miranda's last Hamilton show - TIWIB
TIWIB by guyasp August 16, 2016
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TIWIB twib tinibopper tiwi Tiib27 twibble Tikibaby tiwig Twibbit Twiberal
A shy but funny young girl. When you meet her if you don't know her she may be shy but she will be funny and crazy to be around not a moment you won't laugh. She is a good comforter to have when your sad.
Tiwi is a very shy girl that just moved here.
tiwi by movieexpert May 24, 2018
Stands for Typical West Island Bitch. Name of the people living on the west side of Montreal Island.
He barely ever goes downtown, what a twib!
Twib by Fed98 July 25, 2016
A form of art in which some one performs a elegant Tim Tebow knee while drinking the all holy twi bag.
Yo he do be a zertified treesh with the Twibow

tiwiliger 

The sparkle remnants in the sky after a firework. Often seen on occasions.
Hey Kevin did you see the tiwiliger on that last one.
It was sparkling and crackling at the same time.
tiwiliger by BlaineF November 28, 2005
A twibbon is like a bumper-plate sticker for your twitter avatar.

A twibbon is used to promote a cause on twitter by overlaying an image on your profile picture to show your allegiance to the twibbon cause.

A twibbon cause can be anything from a protest, memorial, event or even a popular person or band.

Twibbons can be created and supported on: twibbon.com
twibbon.com/join/IndonesiaUnite to support the fight against terrorism in Indonesia

twibbon.com/join/RIP-Jackie-our-BH-sister to remember Jackie, a New Kids on the Block fan

twibbon.com/join/I-Love-McFly to support the band McFly

twibbon.com/join/WineBloggersConfrence to show you'll attend the Wine Bloggers' Conference
twibbon by Jonathan Joyce July 21, 2009
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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