Reason

A justification to yourself for a bad decision.

I want to get blackout on a Tuesday but I'll need a reason first. . .

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...

by Mec August 8, 2015

Reasons

Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.

The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.

by DeadFish42 May 3, 2015

reason

to get together and exchange ideas; a conversation between two cool souls.

...yeah man, we gotta reason sometimes.

by Life+Love=Lessons Learned August 3, 2008

Reason

The process by which people find out what is the truth. The opposite of faith.

Einstein discovered how relativity worked by using reason and thinking about it.

by 3standarddevs January 13, 2011

reasoning

A meeting of rastas to speak spiritually and smoke some special herbs.
Before the splif is lit the leader says a prayer.

The herbalist is going to the reasoning tonight to enhance his spiritual ways

by bloodbruv February 25, 2010

reasoning

\`rea'son`ing\ n.

1. Logical thinking
2. A word not many devout religious followers are comfortable with (no offense).

(3. Sign of the "anti-christ"?)

1. With simple reasoning and logic, Michael figured out the lateral thinking problem.
2. The atheist/disbeliever pissed off the priest (or rabbi, cleric, etc) by using logic and reasoning to question the Bible (torah, quran, etc).

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005