T-County 

It's short for "Tuscarawas County". A dark and boring county in Ohio located 2 hours directly south of Cleveland. Even the county's biggest towns (Dover and New Philadelphia) don't have much more to do than going to bars, eating food that's high in fat at restaurants, pacing around Wal-Mart and the mall, sitting at home playing video games, looking up random stuff on the internet, and sleeping. New Philadelphia has the Skate Place which is fun at first, then you realize it's full of middle school aged jocks. I know there's much worse places out there but T-Countiers try to make the county seem like more than it is, like they actually call Dover and New Philadelphia "cities". I wouldn't be too surprised if the county revolves it's entire economy around high school football, but I think it works as a good place to stop for gas, food, motel, etc. when on the way to another place. Dover just opened a new highway exit so that probably means more food places, gas stations, etc.

A family is taking Interstate 77 while on a road trip

Brother: Mom! I'm hungry!

Sister: So am I! I also have to go to the bathroom!

Mother: I just saw a sign saying were entering into Tuscarawas County!

Father: That's the perfect place to stop! I also need some gas!

Brother: Yes!

...to sum it up, T-County is best as a place to stop!

T-County by Someone living in Dover, Ohio November 19, 2010

T-County Fudge Pop 

When hitting a girl from behind, you get shit dick and she then proceeds to lick the feces off your genitals.

I heard one guy got shit dick and gave a girl a T-County Fudge Pop.

T-County Fudge Pop by The Wern August 4, 2021

Valve can't count to three 

The fact that Valve (Game creators) can't count to three but can to 4,5,6 etc. popularized by the fact that the third Half-Life game wasn't Half-Life 3 but Half-Life 2:Episode 1

John:Hey! Can't wait till Portal 3 comes out!
Jack:Umm... Valve can't count to three, idiot.
John: Oh! Then let's wait for Portal 2: The Sequel.

Valve can't count to three by CarTroll September 28, 2011

don't count your chickens before they hatch 

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

don't count your chickens before they hatch by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market 

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow 

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).

Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007

she doesn't count 

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.

Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."

she doesn't count by covdav October 13, 2010