The ever popular model T robot. Running on MS-DOS it is the most primitive robotic object created, shortly missing out on the spot right above that old toaster you threw out because it kept zapping you whenever you went within 5 feet of it. In its day it had the most advanced form of voice synthisization available, however, by todays standards it is easily outstripped by Stephen Hawking and the local 'tard. Another flaw of the T-Bot is its inability to acnowledge its mistakes, and to a large extent deny that it is completely and utterly owned by anything and everything.
T.O.M is the greatestdiscord bot ever made. It has so many unique features like social credit system (wow, so cool), random chinese gifs (+99999 social credits), command that responds with pong (omg, ive never seen a command like this in any other discord bot), random Confucius quotes (cool ig, it has too many hard words to understand) and a command that sends a dm to someone (very useful)
Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.
These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.
You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'
This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.
Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D