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Everyone here is so skinny i feel like a t squared.

That guy just called me t squared.
t squared by nature's.touch March 3, 2010
A Total Tool
Ben is such a jerk, he is a T squared.
T squared by beez neez August 4, 2009
Also known as a "tinder tear," this term refers to an individual that crushes major ass on tinder over a time period.
On his latest T Squared, Adam Dynes crushed over 5 different chicks over a 3 month time period.
T squared by Drm2099501 January 2, 2016
To be entirely pissed off- short for totally ticked (off).
My girl was t squared when she found out about Friday night...
t squared by carterh October 7, 2006

T-squared 

T-squared, is an amazing actress and singer. When she was in the womb, she designed the Eiffel Tower, who is now her brother. She has the ability to fire beams of tacos out of her hands and turn her legs into tigers. Her father is best friends with Brett Favre and is an undercover agent who is building her an underground mansion. Her whole family went to Yale, and she will be going to Juliard this fall. She's a time traveller and invented penicillin. She rode with Sacajeweya. She gave voice lessons to Beyonce, and now she IS Beyonce. She is the queen of the moon.
Wow, that's so t-squared of you!
T-squared by t2lover April 14, 2011

T-Squared 

Short form for Tiny Tyler. This which refers to a man with a small penis. Using the name Tyler comes from an old urban legend about a man with feet for hands and an extremely small penis.
Lmao, you would do that! You are SUCH a T-Squared!
T-Squared by Court the Sport July 24, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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