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A smart, beautiful women who puts others before herself. This is the girl that would swim across the ocean for someone that she loved. She'll think the world of the person she's with. She'll always put their dreams and emotions before her own. She'll make them feel safe and cared for even if she's feeling down. Nothing will ever mean as much to you as a Syleste. Nobody can compare.
Get you a Syleste.
Syleste by preoccupied April 17, 2017
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Beautiful girl who is not sure what she wants in life but she knows where she is going. She isnt noticed as much as she should be,but she doesnt care because soon her prince charming will come riding in from the sunset. She is the best kind of friend to have and her smile brightens the room. If you have a seleste, treat her the best you can
Seleste Beauty with big brown eyes

Sue Sylvester

1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.

2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning
Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Sylvester Equation

An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.

10 - X = # of beers

where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.

*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)

GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?

GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10

GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.

Sylvester 

Gentle Giant with a hear of gold. If he’s into you then you better be fit fun this Man only requires 4-5 hours of sleep and the sex drive of a Gorilla! He will take you to the jungle girl. Whisper his name very sexy to get him to stop! We all need a fast track to get out from under him, because he’s a workout. Sly, to his friends and once he’s vested into your friendship he will be your rider or die friend. A solitary Man mostly, but rich in friends. Work aholic with money in his smart phone, very techy and can troubleshoot anything. Always willing to lend a hand.

If you capture this Mans Heart don’t let go...
Sylvester is fit fun that any good woman couldn’t live without.
Sylvester by SexyKel September 19, 2018

Sue Sylvester

Sue Sylvester is the coach of the cheerleading team at Mckinley High School and hates the Glee club because she thinks they are taking the funding away from her Cheerios. She especially does not like one Mr. Will Scuester, the Glee teacher and is always making fun of his hair, claiming whoever does his hair at whatever salon he spends all day at must hate him.
When considering what to get Sue for Christmas since he had drawn her name for Secret Santa, Will listed:
1.A Dog Robot
2.A Soul

By the way, EVERYONE got Sue Sylvester as their person for Secret Santa that year. She rigged it that way.
Sue Sylvester by MVgreen December 28, 2010
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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