SwizZz 

SwizZz is a insanely good rapper often dissing people. He tends to wear goblin contacts. He signed to Funk Volume along with Hopsin. He has some genius lyrics.

here are some of his lyrics:
"I reached your peak, and I just barley started, your not a blood your wearing red because you work at target"

"Shit, I should've replaced Glenn Beck in Fox News
Because I can propagandize and bullshit, too
Spread hate, divide a country, and fabricate the truth"

" who is that guy with hopsin all the time?" thats swizZz man.

SwizZz by FVKTA October 25, 2011

parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

parallel swizzle by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Snowman Swizzler 

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

swizzeled 

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.

Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.

swizzeled by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

Swizz Beatz 

an excellent hip-hop producer. a not-so-good rapper.

Swizz Beatz: IT'S ME BITCHES!!!

Swizz Beatz by VN503 August 22, 2009

Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011