Girl:OH NO
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
Guy: What!
Girl:I don't have a bottle opener
Guy:Don't worry *whips out cock* here you go
Girl: what's that that
Guy: Swiss army penis *looks proud of himself*
by Swiss Army Penis February 07, 2015
A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine
Dyllan has a Swiss army penis
by 96DigBick April 30, 2018