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S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome)
Shiney Object Syndrome: is wide spread in women throughout the world namely America, it is a need for Bling, shiney and sparkley objects to adorn their bodies with, such as clothes, jewelry, purses, cell phones and just about any and all fashion accessories!
I can't walk through the mall without having to stop every five feet because of Michelle's S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) , she catches all the sparkle and bling with her peripheral vision and has to stop at every store!
S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009
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Swhiney • shineys • shineyu • swiney • shineya • shiney bear • shiney cat • shiney dick • shiney giney • shiney hairs
shiney hairs
Women who are high maintenence but beautiful to look at usually exhibiting top of the line clothing, the perfect manicure, and a shiney, healthy, just out of the salon hairstyle.
Look at all the shiney hairs in the joint! I could probably get a number but I am intimidated by their beauty.
shiney hairs by goatofcolors December 16, 2008
Bite My Shiney Metal Ass
Bite My Shiney Metal Ass by Kamalyko December 31, 2005
Swaineyslut
A 'swaineyslut' is a new breed of slut capable of seducing 'young' boys into her bedroom without the use of alcohol, sweeties or money.
A 'swaineyslut' offers many sexual favours to many many MANY people of all races, religions and cultures...a 'swaineyslut' isn't fussy about who 'tickles her mini'!
A 'swaineyslut' can be identified using several different methods which are outlined below:
1 - If you see a female with more than three men in her bed at ONE time and all of the males are naked, hairless and shimmery (due to stimulating lubricant) then you have stumbled across a rare breed of the 'swaineyslut' called a 'lubey swaineyslut'. Congratulations!
2 - An even rarer breed of the 'swaineyslut' can be found in small, rural and remote villages in eastern England. She tends to frequent with elder gentlemen who do not realise that the 'swaineyslut' is a mean and devious creature. The 'swaineyslut' is renowned for stealing money and precious diamonds as well as conning old and senile men into eating vast amounts of viagra in order to 'satisfy' herself. This breed of the 'swaineyslut' is known as the 'filthymoneygrabbingOAPfiddling swaineyslut'.
3 - The most common breed of 'swaineyslut' is found in the most unlikely of places. Schools and 6th form colleges, low-cost night clubs named after specific types of playing cards for example 'Kings', 'Queens' or perhaps even 'Jokers'...however, the most common place to find a 'swaineyslut' is on many popular, young and trendy chat forums and websites. This breed is known only as the 'MEGAswaineyslut'.
Ladies and Gentlemen, i have warned you of the dangers of the 'swaineyslut' so forever be careful, wide-eyed and on your toes because if you are ever attacked by a 'swaineyslut' of any breed then it is the end. Many (and i mean MANY) young men (and i mean YOUNG men) have suffered this dreadful fate. These unlucky men live with terrible deformities of the groin and surrounding area. Rotting of the scrotum is not unusual and incredibly large amounts of testicular swelling can occur! gentlemen, be safe...! I have done all i can.
A 'swaineyslut' offers many sexual favours to many many MANY people of all races, religions and cultures...a 'swaineyslut' isn't fussy about who 'tickles her mini'!
A 'swaineyslut' can be identified using several different methods which are outlined below:
1 - If you see a female with more than three men in her bed at ONE time and all of the males are naked, hairless and shimmery (due to stimulating lubricant) then you have stumbled across a rare breed of the 'swaineyslut' called a 'lubey swaineyslut'. Congratulations!
2 - An even rarer breed of the 'swaineyslut' can be found in small, rural and remote villages in eastern England. She tends to frequent with elder gentlemen who do not realise that the 'swaineyslut' is a mean and devious creature. The 'swaineyslut' is renowned for stealing money and precious diamonds as well as conning old and senile men into eating vast amounts of viagra in order to 'satisfy' herself. This breed of the 'swaineyslut' is known as the 'filthymoneygrabbingOAPfiddling swaineyslut'.
3 - The most common breed of 'swaineyslut' is found in the most unlikely of places. Schools and 6th form colleges, low-cost night clubs named after specific types of playing cards for example 'Kings', 'Queens' or perhaps even 'Jokers'...however, the most common place to find a 'swaineyslut' is on many popular, young and trendy chat forums and websites. This breed is known only as the 'MEGAswaineyslut'.
Ladies and Gentlemen, i have warned you of the dangers of the 'swaineyslut' so forever be careful, wide-eyed and on your toes because if you are ever attacked by a 'swaineyslut' of any breed then it is the end. Many (and i mean MANY) young men (and i mean YOUNG men) have suffered this dreadful fate. These unlucky men live with terrible deformities of the groin and surrounding area. Rotting of the scrotum is not unusual and incredibly large amounts of testicular swelling can occur! gentlemen, be safe...! I have done all i can.
A 'swaineyslut' is only created once every 100,000 years so it is very difficult to create an example...you will only know that you have met a 'swaineyslut' the morning after the night of the attack. A lot of research is being put into new and exciting methods of finding more information about the 'swaineyslut' yet nothing has been found yet. Until the day a cure is found then i leave you with my best wishes. I pray for safety and protection to you all.
Swaineyslut by Tom Hughes May 31, 2007
swiney
swiney by Crittle-Lee June 10, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026