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Swedish Rape 

To have sex with someone while they're asleep
Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead
Swedish Rape by magic teacup January 12, 2011
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Swedish Rape 

When an male has normal, consensual sex with a female, and still gets into legal trouble afterwards.
Did you hear about that guy's swedish rape case? Apparently, he hurt the girl's feelings :(
Swedish Rape by Randomizer101 January 6, 2011