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Hot, Sexy, Amazing, Perfect in every single way! He is Sweet, makes you feel amazing, and has a nice body. You will never stop thinking about him. He will be on your mind all the time and you'll be on his. He will say sweet things in your ear that will just make you melt. He hold you in his arm and makes you feel like nothing bad can happen and you just feel so safe and comfortable. He is a very comfy pillow and will always let you lie on his chest. He will occasionally call you hot and sexy but most of the time call beautiful, baby, hun, and babe. He will think you look beautiful when you think you look like shit (but be careful he hates when you swear :]). He will continue to tell you that when you keep saying you don't then he will kiss you passionately and you then have to believe him. But overall he makes you feel completely and utterly AMAZING IN EVERY WAY!!!!!!
Girl 1: Hey who's that?
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend!
Girl 1: He's such a Suttel!
Girl 2: I no!!!
Suttel by Beautiful Angel :) December 26, 2009
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Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017
When on a digital video / conference call with colleagues, if your audio gets choppy or distorted in any way (interference, packet loss, background noise, echoing, etc.) this is called 'suttling'.
"I couldn't hear anything you just said. You were suttling hard there bruh."
suttling by aujus3 November 12, 2020

matt suttle 

A real cutie. Makes people laugh, Social awkward around people he doesn't know so he makes jokes to lighten the mood. Some may call him controlling but he is a great leader. Exeptionally smart in certain areas and lacking a little more in others. Probably the sweetest person you will ever find. When he makes his mind up its set in stone. He is a natural flirt and becasue he is a little crazy himself he attracts really cute crazy chicks.
Jim: that Matt Suttle guy really is a good guy.

Sutter Middle School, CA

The most ghetto place in Folsom ca, a rich stereotypical white town, made of red bricks slowly collapsing under the layers of graffiti and gum. Here you’ll find a cesspool of fledgling fuckboys, overused swear words, girls with more attitude than IQ, a maximum of twelve good people, bad hair cuts, horrible decisions and an exceptional few good teachers that are bound to be sacked. It is charmingly nicknamed but students and rivals alike: slutter.
If someone talks about the “ghetto corner” they went to Sutter Middle School, CA.

sutter kain 

one of the sickest horrorcore rappers to date with his own style called ghetto metal
dam sutter kain spits that wicked shit
sutter kain by multikilla October 6, 2008

Suttered 

To have a mastermind plot foiled by clerical error
He got Suttered
Suttered by NinthandPassyunk February 23, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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