Suffie 

Some-underachieveing-fuckup(faliure)...not necessarily white trash, chav etc. just someone who never quite "got there"...never left home, got a job etc.

Tom- "Man, when we were young Jake had all the potential to be great."

Jamie-"Yeah, now he's just a 20 year old suffie."

Suffie by Awaybeit September 20, 2009

end my suffering 

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

end my suffering by Marsquakes August 1, 2016

-ass (suffix) 

adding ass to a word increases its intensity, much as a superlative or other such quantifier would. if something is funny-ass shit it is more funny than if were described as merely funny shit. the same goes for stupid ass shit or stuff. ass is usually a compound suffix with another noun word like shit, stuff, drink, etc. as in, that was a delicious ass soda. do not try explaining this particular use of this word to people who speak another language unless you want hilarity to ensue. there are rules governing its useage, but they are unclear.

that was a weak ass attempt at a definition.

-ass (suffix) by king kong NINJA April 22, 2004

suffermore year 

the second year of college when you lose direction of your life and never want to come out of your apartment and just stay in pajamas all day; the year you learn more about yourself after being jaded about college because freshman year is over and it's time to get serious

Ashley: How's your sophomore year going so far?
Elaine: Ehh you mean suffermore year? I'm kind of slumping...

suffermore year by EofJAEpalace October 28, 2013

suffiya 

Suffiya is more likely to be a caring, lovely, cheerful and a random person. She cares someone even the tiniest bit. Yet she's a bit sensitive in certain topics and could be a crybaby. Suffiya is shy at first but once you get to know her well, well you'll be having fun around her. When she likes someone, she's really into him. Even there's hot guys around her, Suffiya will always have that one person in her head. If you got her, you're lucky and never let her go.

Person 1: Damn Suffiya is such a crybaby
Person 2: She's just sensitive that's all
Person 3: Lol yeah

suffiya by CornyShet December 27, 2017

Suffer like G did 

To be put through an unbearable amount of strife.

Source: One of the most famous lines from the Sega Dreamcast game "The House of the Dead 2." Uttered by a flying gargoyle thing, but oddly posed as a question; "G" is your fellow agent who was (presumably) killed.

Friend: "Hey man, how's it going?"
Me: "I tell you what, I'm suffering like G did."

Hero: (Pointing gun at enemy) "Suffer like G did!"

George W Bush: "I promise you that the terrorists will suffer like G did."

Suffer like G did by Logan S. Spamworthy June 22, 2005

Suffitaint 

When the buttocks of a male or female engulf the face of another person causing suffocation with their taint/gooch/butthole.

I was horrified when I walked in on Zach shouting "Here comes the suffitaint" as he crouched, asscheeks agape, over Larry.

Suffitaint by maMFz11 October 8, 2018