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A fat 37 year old lowlife virgin that lives in his moms basement and plays xbox 23 hours a day and either masterbates to beastiality or child porn but rarely sleeps for that 1 remaining hour. Type A lowlife. Similar to zezima but in a much smaller scale.
Ivan: Michael Stop being such a subvolt and get out of your moms basement!
by Apple TV January 28, 2011
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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