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When your stomach makes fart noises due to hunger/digestion.
Dude, during that Physics test all I could think about was lunch and I was stueefing the whole time.
Stueef by Derck25 December 20, 2010
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someone who identifies themselves as a man but has the ability and love of Queefing. To disable a stueefer from stueefing some possible solutions are

- get him to smoke more tree
- shotgun a beer with him
- tell him honey jack is the best liquor
- tell him jacob's dod is so poor
- get him some blowcain
- get him a 3 to rail out
"bro I can drink so much more than you and my mom makes so much more money than your dad" steve said
"dude why are you stueefing right now"

or

"dude did steve just stueef in the hotel room! Why is it black? Is he gonna choke on his own Stueef!" - jaakob
later the next morning...
"dude i just told the manager to suck me off and that I would pay the $500 fine with my mommy money" - Steve
Stueef by hamdidelachicken October 16, 2017
Related Words
Stueef squeef Steef shueef Streef Stupefy sturefors squeefe squeefer Squeefing

Sweet 'n Sour Stupefaction

when you finger a vagina and don't wash your hands and then later in the day you get surprised when you lick your fingers
Tyler had a sweet 'n sour stupefaction when we went to dinner and ordered ribs.
Shueef is when you try to queef and shit yourself.
"Hey Cindy I was sitting in my room last night and I was trying to push out a giant queef and totally shueefed"
shueef by SlothOnMercury May 18, 2014
A way cooler way of saying stfu/shut the fuck up. It is just a way of sounding you the abbreviation. Only the coolest people can use this word. And it works perfectly in any arguments
Annoying hoe: Oh my god dude your pants just aren’t passing the vibe check
Guy: Bruh steefoo nobody gives a shit about you or your family
steefoo by bogus69 February 10, 2020
A spell in the Harry Potter series of books, used to stun your opponent in a duel. This is a common spell that Harry Potter uses, especially when fighting 'You Know Who's' death eaters in the 5th 6th and 7th Potter books.
Hermione: Hey Harry, how did you deal with all those death eaters near Hagrid's cabin the other night?
Harry: I used the 'stupefy' incantation to stun them and I hid them in the Forbidden Forest while they were still unconcious.
Stupefy by Dan!i!i!i!i! December 9, 2008
1 - The opposite of ejaculation in which the male reproductive organ sucks bodily fluids inwards to store for future launches.

2 - Used in gaming as an "oh fuck" type of moment.
1 - I am ready for my daily steefing

2 - We hotdropped and immediately got steefed by another team
Steef by SteefMuffins May 14, 2020
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