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Stuck Mojo 

Lord Nelson | Rich Ward | Mike Martin
Sean Delson | Steve "Nailz" Underwood

Stuck Mojo trail blazed the rap-rock genre by melding their heavy metal-bred Southern heritage with a frontman who bled hip-hop. Formed in 1989 by guitarist Rich Ward, Stuck Mojo set out to experiment with this genre-blending musical hybrid, inspired by bands such as the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Faith No More, Run DMC and Black Sabbath. They quickly acquired a regional reputation as a band who would beat you down, call you names, and help you back up for some more.
Stuck Mojo; Souther Pride:

South of the Mason-Dixon finger-lickin' good
Welcome to my neighborhood
Congeniality, hostpitality go hand in hand,
But don't dis a Southerner, we're quick to take a stand.
The South will rise again already there Olympic City, '96 was our year.

The weather's swell, on racism we won't dwell
'Cause everything north of us they won't tell.
I've got that Southern pride.
I've got that Southern pride.
Shine my Southern pride let it shine.
...
...
We have an L.A. east of the Mississippi,
Lower Alabama, we're from Atlanta.
The Carolinas, there's a no coast finer than our coast,
You know the South rocks the most.

We love wrestling and NASCAR, too.
People down here make mean barbecue.
From Freaknik to Bike Week my religion is unique,
My Southern belles like honeysuckle.
I've got that Southern pride.
Shine my Southern pride let it shine.
(Rep. Chorus)....
Shine my Southern pride let it shine.
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Stuck Mojo 

It's one of the most fucked up bands, brain washed punks don't have any shit to rock so they say shits about people like in "open season" also think of patriotism in "i'm american" it was reunited at 2007 i wish they die all in plane crash ... any way they dont have reputation their tours suck
A : hey man where u ben ??
B : eeeh i was at the club yesterday . there was bunch of morons singing " i am americaaaaaan" they call themselves Stuck Mojo
A : huuahahaaa
Stuck Mojo by <<<FUCKSTUCKMOJO>>> October 9, 2008

mojo suck 

A person, place, thing, event, or situation that serves to deplete somebody's mojo.
"This dress code at work is a real mojo suck."

"Having to work late on a Friday night is a mojo suck."

"I have $4 in my wallet but the cheapest drink is $5. What a mojo suck."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026