Strunch 

A filthy, disgusting 40 year old man with no regard for hygene or the truth.

A strunch will crap it's pants whilst driving a car and not bother to clean the mess up. It will merely lay down a towel or old newspapers and continue with it's daily duties of doing sweet crap-all.

Strunch by Makkfather June 28, 2012

Scrunchles

A group of 26 scrunchies .

I’m going to get you a bunchle of scrunchles for your birthday!

Scrunchles by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019

scrunch neck 

A hot black guy who's tall and stylish but has a super scrunchy neck. He is perfect for girls with 9 chins. Everyone wants to touch his neck cause it's so squishy! Scrunch neck is a very loveable guy.

Hey, look at scrunch neck over there!

scrunch neck by thegirlwithsixchins January 25, 2017

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day 

It’s is on September 19

It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019

scrunchie

an accessory used to soo many different reasons. perfect for using in your hair but also perfect to wear as a bracelet on your wrist to compliment your outfit. scrunchies are also a symbol of love. when a boy gives a girl his sweatshirt the girl will give him her scrunchie. she wants him to wear it on her wrist so he thinks of her when they aren’t together

he’s wearing my scrunchie, what a vsco boyfriend🤩

scrunchie by okurrrr1234 March 12, 2019

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie 

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.

Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010

Scrunch

Noun or verb. Either a dank ass food, or the eating of a dank ass food.

Cooper and Nick went to Wendy's for some scrunch.

Evan and Kyle were down to scrunch with the boys.

Scrunch by HDJ2016 May 14, 2016