Strobing It 

When a male has to masturbate more rapidly than usual because he knows that someone is coming home soon and he may not have much time to finish before interrupted. The act of "strobing it" is similar to the speed at which a strobe light flashes.

Pete's roommate called to tell him that he would be home in 5 minutes. Pete must begin strobing it at a higher rate of speed in order to avoid an awkward situation.

Strobing It by Gylippus July 2, 2008

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

stroking it by Jesse March 17, 2007

stroking it w/ both hands 

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

stroking it w/ both hands by kool4id November 6, 2024

Stroking it blind 

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

Stroking it blind by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Stroking it blind 

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

Stroking it blind by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024