stringy paddle

n. A Violin.

As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.

Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

by smudgetool September 17, 2008

strigga

It’s like the n word but for straight people

Person 1 what’s up strigga

Person 2 not much how about you

by Nobody44 August 5, 2020

striggity

variation of the word "straight," meaning "I'm good," "I'm cool," or "I alright doin what I'm already doin."

Wanna go to store with me? Nah man, I'm striggity.

by JC2006 April 27, 2006

Struggy

being all up in a struggle.

The struggle envelopes you, as if within a snuggy

GET ME OUTTA THIS STRUGGY!

by izzieizzard November 30, 2011

stringy wingy

eyebrows that have maybe 7 hairs

"tanya has stringy wingys for eyebrows"

by Hale Bale Loves Kale July 31, 2017

Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

stringy booger

Whilst pulling your pointer finger out of your nostil, a stretchy, gummy substance sticks to your finger and the inner rim of your nose. Also known as stretchy boogers.

Some string boogers are known to stretch several inches before detaching from the nostril.

I just had an extremely long stringy booger which, to dispose of, I proceeded to wipe under the edge of the table.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006