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Going Strawberries 

Expression used by Christopher when his wonderful girlfriend Ella starts to blush.
Haha, so telling you "you're amazing" has you going strawberries huh?

mexican strawberries

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!

Strawberries are red get over it 

This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.
A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!

Pissed on her strawberries 

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

Touching Strawberries 

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration
I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you