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stormcloak 

the elder's scrolls' version of a nazi
they are tall brutish characters that are mainly of the race called Nords generally blonde hair. they remind you of the Scottish with their facial features.
they disapprove of every other race, by saying that Skyrim is for the Nords alone. If you are a Stormcloak, you are often a shitface Nazi prick who has no respect for anyone else. Just because you're going to Asgaard doesn't mean that you're better than everyone else you broad-shouldered insensitive asshole. I hope you get eaten by a dragon and shit out in a diarrhea storm of death you frosted fucks.
the imperials are racist too but they are more of a prick that a genocidal race
I'm an Imperial, so I am not allowed near Stormcloak territory because I'm apparently the spawn of the fucking devil. I hate everything about them..... Fucking Nazis....
stormcloak by CreepyCuddlers92 November 29, 2011

Cyborg Ulfric Stormcloak 

A black man with a 20 inch dick who gets all the pussy, can often be found in Cyborg Windhelm or on the internet
Cyborg Ulfric Stormcloak fucked my mom last night, it woke up the whole town

Cock Stormcock 

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)
'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'
Cock Stormcock by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012

StormCloud 

StormCloud is the half dragon, tall girl
StormCloud stop putting fire on trees!
StormCloud by lemonolxgy August 26, 2021