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Stoke city 

A city full of inbred bastards, who all have 6 fingers. The city is also home to a small football team who’s fans who walk around in there XXXXXXL shirts eating kebabs and claiming that jack Butland is a good goal keeper despite him being shite
“I’m going to the stoke city game” all 4 of their fans
Stoke city by Jonny big balls February 5, 2019

Stoke City Football Club

Is not a council tax funded meeting place but the greatest football team in all of history, who recently beat Bolton wankers 5-0 in the semi finals of the FA cup and will go on to beat Manchester shitty city in the final. Their display on the pitch is always to premiership quality. These "fans" are seen at every match proudly wearing their red and white "whatever size" stoke shirts, scratching their perfectly plucked eyebrows wondering why Stoke are such a good team, communicating in the best way possible, singing and cheering the players on. They are known as "the loudest and proudest". They also can be heard proudly mentioning their success in 1972 of winning the League cup, a cup with great value.
Stoke City Football Club have got to be the greatest team ever

Stoke City Football Club. 

A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.
Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble

Durban Stone City 

A catch phrase made popular by South African band Sibling Rivalry. Originally the name of one of their songs, later used as a name for their home town Durban, A city of abundant cheap Marijuana.
Welcome to Durban Stone City, enjoy your stay.

Q - What?? how can this huge bag of ganga only cost R40?? A - Welcome to Durban Stone City!
Durban Stone City by Cheemo Steve October 23, 2008

SCS (Stone City Soldiers) 

A group of people that run Bedford, Indiana. Not to be messed with because there's about 50 people that aren't known members. Currently being investigated by the FBI because the government doesn't trust teenagers. Top 30 on the gang watch list. They are all military. If you mess with one, you mess with them all. Leadership is a tall brown haired kid with second in command is a ginger with an afro. He only looks harmless. Don't go to Bedford without letting them know, they'll keep you safe, free of charge. Don't call them, they'll find you.
The SCS (Stone City Soldiers) is for the benefit of Bedford, Indiana. It is not a drug ring or criminal gang.

smoke city 

sebastian, Florida
it's called smoke city because it is so boring here there is nothing to do but smoke trees
Mike Jones: lets go to smoke city!
Slim Thug: iight, i hear they got some dank shit there!
smoke city by alex campione November 25, 2007
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