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Stockton Junior high 

A school thats pretty cool and its very new but the students are ghetto and pretty much a boy boinked a girl and got jumped and almost cutted his ear off but the ap and the officer saved him, normally it gets wild here a lot of fights but eh the teachers can be kind or mean
person A: hey its stockton junior high
person B: yes i heard that the principal quit because of "family and health" and the students being assh*les

person A; yes the school is very wild and the kids are ghetoo asf
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stockton junior high 

Stockton junior high is just hell and hella wild this school has like 6 fights each week and hella toxic relationships and pregnant girl

conroe,tx*
person 1: yk stockton junior high
person 2: yes
person 1: ik like 10 people were fighting in the floor in the main hallway
person 2:ik i was fighting there LMFAO
person 1: get tf out of me u fucking psycho
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