When your significant other wakes you up, fucks you good, then immediatley goes on his or her phone to check their social media and wants nothing to do with you. Usually followed by " Don't you have a place to be?" or "Don't you have a 9 O'clock appointment"?
Pete , she pulled the old stick and flick on me this morning. Boy was it a doozy.
Deaf Beth hit me with a stick and flick, she started muttering and signing to me about some place I had to be after she used my penis as a pleasure pole.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.