Someone/ or thing that is exceedingly uncool, doesn't party, or just low key sucks.
Most comparable to someone that could be seen as one to dog the boys.
Verb: Don't stib.
Adjective: You're a stibby.
Noun: Sup Stibby.
Stabby is a term used to describe individuals who have a strong desire to skulk around in the darkness of night and stab objects with sharp instruments. Often these objects are round and black as they remind the Stabby of their particularly bad experiences when they were small children. Often a Stabby will try and fool you into thinking they are quite intelligent, but close examination will reveal that they are nothing more that a bully looking for a school aged child to tease.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*