Status Ninja 

Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response

Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."

Status Ninja by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010

status ninja 

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

status ninja by mangyoldog January 10, 2013

ninja status 

to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.

bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza

joe: ninja status!

(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)

ninja status by JameyB January 15, 2009

ninja status 

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

ninja status by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008