Status Bag 

1) A bag many women carry in order to show off monetary wealth, for example Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci are very often favorites.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.

I just saw her with a Louis Vuitton status bag, I can't believe she's so trendy!
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.

Status Bag by Lindsay February 22, 2005

Bag Status

Deserving of or worthy of being designated with "Douche Bag Status". Used in a derrogatory fashion.

Barry Bonds deserves bag status because he is such a tool.

Bag Status by Pot Luck McBeer April 2, 2003

Bagger Status 

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)

Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".

Bagger Status by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009

statusbaiter 

A person who intentionally publishes a vague status on Facebook or Twitter in a desperate attempt to solicit comments and responses. Could also be known as a "Twitterbaiter."

Status: "Jimmy A. wonders why he even bothers sometimes..."

Response 1: "me too, bro. life sux."
Response 2: "I keep tellin you give up on that chick."
Response 3: "Why bother with what? Is everything okay, Jimmy?"
Response 4: "Stop statusbaiting ya statusbaiter."

statusbaiter by contradictioneffect March 30, 2009

cantignora statusbaritis 

The condition which prevents one from walking away from their computer because they cannot divert their attention from an active status bar.

My cantignora statusbaritis keeps me from getting anything else done while I'm downloading on my computer.

cantignora statusbaritis by tastic71 March 19, 2013

Statusbating 

The act of re-reading a status update feeling the need comment multiple times or show all your friends the update/comment at the most inopportune time possible to garner attention. This includes self-liking the status and/or any of your own comments.

Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.

Friend A:"Check out my buddies update. Tell me what you think"

update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.

Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."

Statusbating by cege7480 February 23, 2011

statusfag 

When someone buys an iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book so that they can talk about their iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book, and look down on those poor wretched souls that don't own apple.

As soon as he bought his iphone he turned into a statusfag.

statusfag by bob livingstonshirebuckingham April 6, 2011