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Staten Island Transfer 

When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl
"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"
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brooklyn staten island transfer 

When you are in the shower and the urge to poop overwhelms you. You dont want to perform the Manhattan Mudboot, so instead you poop into your hand, and toss it into the bowl.
Me- Dude, I was in the shower today and all of a sudden I had to drop a log.
Friend- So what did you do, the Manhattan Mudboot?
Me- No way man, I just did the Brooklyn Staten Island Transfer!
Friend- WOW! You've been eating these chicken wings and licking your fingers all afternoon!
Me- Oh Shit!

Brooklyn Staten Island Transfer 

The act of pooping in your hand while in the shower and tossing it into the toilet.
I was in the shower and had to poop. So I did it in my hand and tossed it into the toilet, pulled a solid Brooklyn Staten Island transfer.