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Statalog

An open database of case studies, statistics, and data built by users. Users upload their original content, choose Creative Commons licensing, and comment with data inference notes on other users uploads.
See also statabase and stata.
Manager: "How much time and money would we save if we install cart corrals?"
Employee A: "Um... is there a reference source for that?"
Employee B: "Check out Statalog! They have all sorts of facts, figures, stats, data, and they reference all sources."
Manager: "Sounds like Wiki... Get on it Employee A!"
by SCDD March 4, 2019
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An encyclopedic volume encompassing the various species of rectal excreta.
Jason: "I woke up this morning with a terrible case of the plops. For the life of me, I just can't remember what I ate last night."

Dean: "Sounds like it's time to break out a scatalog and look it up."
by terminal2 October 27, 2009
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Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)
by Uncle Des September 4, 2010
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Scatalogue

1. A piece of media focused on a topic so awful, that only equally awful people of that grouping will buy it. Strangely enough, these are often best-sellers, and generally abhorrently overprice for their overall literature worth. Brought out by publishers in order to cash in the malaise of contemporary society. (e.g. Diary of a Chav, The Princess Diaries, John McCririck's Autobiography)

2. A catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the Taste Police. (e.g. the Sci-Fi fanatic's catalogue)
1.

Becca: "I see Diary of a Chav is being sold at £7.99 in Waterstone."
Lewis: "Yes, and that's just the cover art".
Becca: "What moron would want that sort of Scatalogue? Oh, right."

2.

Warmy: "Did you see that 6-foot fibreglass C3P0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? Only £8,999!"
Richard: "I know, I bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife."
Warmy: "You don't have a wife."
Richard: "I'm aware of that."
by Alexander Reed-Lofts October 17, 2007
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Used to describe an idea or way of thinking that is neither sensible or logical. A combination of scat and logical.
"If she thinks she is going to get him to marry her, she's being scatalogical."
by bowlegs December 14, 2008
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