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Starry-eyed waif 

Used to define a woman one would easily conquer with pretty stories about childhood and shit.
"My mother used to listen to songs and I kept a tape of them all when she died. I intend to drown you in these pretty stories so I can slip in yo pants later."

"I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succomb to your pelvic sorcery!"
Proceeds to cut his throat.
Starry-eyed waif by Dedzi June 2, 2023
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