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slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
slamhammered by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.
“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”
Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

slaghammer 

male genetalia,the penis.used to pound a slags fanny.
hence slaghammer
i was in a club and took this girl down the back alley and gave her a rodding with my slaghammer.
slaghammer by john boy oliver June 22, 2008

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.
I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003

star hammer 

The top tier individual of any family. The pinnacle of excellence. A nickname for someone who is seen as the only reason a family is well known.

Also known as a Super Rich Bollywood Actor.
Among the three brothers, Hrishi and Kailash were not Star Hammers.

In the Jonas Brothers, Nick Jonas would be the Star Hammer.
star hammer by OkayGotem October 14, 2020

spamhammer 

The dick. The cock. The schlong. The John Thomas (etc).
My girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.
spamhammer by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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