Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Custard starfish 

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

Custard starfish by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018