Stank Spank

To fart on ones hand and then proceed to masturbate vigorously.

Jimmys girlfriend performed oral sex on him one Sunday night. His wang tasted like a steamy turd so she said "What the fuck jimmmy your dick tastes like shit" in which he replied "I know hunny I'm a sick fuck, today I was Stank Spanking it like it was my hobby"

by 31AJF31 May 4, 2009

Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.

“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”

by eternalsadness January 30, 2022

stank shank

What your dick is after anal.

Dude, I just got done fucking Becky in the ass...I have a stank shank.

by spcwingo June 26, 2010

Stank Shank

A big fat sweaty cock that has just been pulled out of an asshole and is about to go into a mouth.

Here comes the Stank Shank!

by Locksmagic March 15, 2023

No Stank Shoulder Shank

When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit

(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"

cunt, armpit, pussy, skank

by cakeordeath21 October 3, 2011

Spank Bag/ Spank Box

A collection of items, sold by Elle Legacy, used to achieve orgasm while masturbating or having sex. Includes but not limited to women's panties, dirty pictures, sex toys, lube

I just jerked off a huge load to Elle Legacy's Spank Bag/ Spank box.

by Elle Legacy April 22, 2021

Spank Skank

One who loves spanks and begs for them.

He said he was ‘ready for bed’ but I knew he was a spank skank and wanted spankings.

by Spank Skank August 5, 2021