More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.
She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.
by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022
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Excessive use of ums and uhs
That speech was j j j jitterish with tongue stammer. All I heard was uuum umm umm nervous laugh nothing and uh uh uh whispers.
by Creativecontributer March 5, 2023
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The act of initially typing a response to a post or discussion, then deleting and re-typing over and over again.
His post made me so angry that originally responded what a dick he was before I realised it made me as bad as him. I re-typed my words so many times before I eventually posted , it felt like I had online stammer.
by Lost In Another Reality August 4, 2016
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What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.
Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
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