Stamler 

A stupid nerd who spends all their life playing counter-strike source. they become obsessed with other games but thse addictions drift in and out. Also has no friends and tries to be a fruithead.

Sean is the most hadcore stamler in the world.

Stamler by Jorge Chiang May 7, 2005

stapler 

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004

Hairy Stamper 

When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.

"I didn't have enough jizz to do a hairy stamper with my girl friend."

Hairy Stamper by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

Piggyback Stamper 

Someone who gives their Stamp of Approval to something after someone else has already recommended it.

Originally from the TV show How I Met Your Mother Episode: The Stamp Tramp

Person 1: I just really like the new song by Fun.
Person 2: I have not heard it yet (than goes and listens to the song on YouTube)

The Next Day: Person 2: Have you heard that new song by FUN its one of my most favorite songs of all time.
Person 1: I just told you about that song yesterday. (Rolls Eyes) You are such a piggyback stamper.

Piggyback Stamper by NPBear143 December 7, 2012