Stake and Shake

At the beginning of sex, you strip off the female counterpart's clothes while whipping out the penis. Once stripped, pick the girl up and literally impale her on the penis, thus producing the "Stake" part. Then grab her by the abdomen and proceed to shake her like a baby.

"So I tried the Stake and Shake last night on this drunk girl, it gave her a headache but it felt so good."

by Kyle Wood January 28, 2007

Stake and shake nate

When you go to stake and shake at 3 in the morning

Do you want to go to stake and shake nate 🤔

by Hi brother December 26, 2020

stale and shake

Stake and Shake after 2 a.m, and after a long hard night of drinking.

A.S: Lets go to Stale and Shake.
A.K: Don't you mean Steak and Shake?
A.S: Noo I mean Stale and Shake.

by taas June 19, 2008

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

by qk7x October 7, 2023

Yorktown Shake and Bake

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)

by Trebor Noswal November 11, 2009

Fake and Shake

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake

I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.

by whitebolo April 16, 2005